I realize these pictures showed up online yesterday, but yesterday I was busy leading a group of businessmen to hunt minotaurs on my private island, so I was unable to bring you Heather Locklear in a see through skirt. From what I can tell, that 44 year old body is still looking pretty damn hot. So hot, in fact, that I didn’t even bother to duck when I saw the shots of her face. I can’t really tell whose mind she’s trying to read or where she’s going to shoot her eye lasers, but she’s not looking at me, so I guess she doesn’t mind me staring at her ass. Thanks, Heather!
Jennifer Lopez is all about business, and revenge dressing amid the Ben Affleck divorce drama apparently echoes the same sentiment.…