- Catherine Zeta-Jones is done [Just Jared]
- Beyonce to marry Jay-Z [Hollywood Rag]
- Diddy is a moron [Popsugar]
- Britney Spears misses a chance to slap Jessica Simpson [D Listed]
- Broadway doesn’t know Ashlee Simpson can’t sing [Egotastic]
- Brittany Murphy is single again [Hollywood Tuna]
- A smart way to get yourself laid [CRACKED]
- Kevin Federline really is a weasel [City Rag]
- Victoria Beckham gets boozy at Nobu [A Socialite’s Life]
- How fat are you on a Celebrity Scale? [Best Week Ever]
- Saturday Night Live has issues [TMZ]
- S.H.I.T. Stinks (Accepted) [Pajiba]