- Winona Ryder kicks ass [Hollywood Rag]
- Motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane [Egotastic]
- Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson‘s morning after [City Rag]
- Melanie Griffith has looked a lot worse [D Listed]
- Fergie and her ass performing London Bridge [Hollywood Tuna]
- Demi Moore partying hard with Lindsay Blowhan [Popsugar]
- Gwen and Gavin out and about with the baby [Just Jared]
- Nick Lachey to auction off Jessica Simpson‘s crap [A Socialite’s Life]
- Snakes Motherfucking Bites (Snakes on a Plane) [Pajiba]
- Sorry Shaft – Dolemite is the baddest [College Humor]
- Bruno Kirby R.I.P. [YesButNoButYes]
- CRACKED is back, crass and funny as ever. It’ll look great sitting next to your toilet, too. So go grab a copy this weekend, bitches.