Victoria Silvstedt Has Round Parts

I was planning on being kinda mean when talking about these pictures of Victoria Silvstedt from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show arrivals, but then I read her bio and had second thoughts. She actually seems pretty nice and talented, and she’s Swedish. I’d never hear the end of it from my Swedish family members if I went on and on about how Victoria looks like she woke up on a bar room floor and went straight to the show, and that her lips are so ridiculously blown up, I’m questioning whether or not Marcus Schenkenberg punched her in the mouth before they arrived. So I’m just going to stop now, have a shot of Absolut, play an ABBA record and browse the Volvo website.