Ashlee Simpson won’t go away

Ashlee Simpson turned 21 and celebrated by throwing herself a party and making her guests’ ears bleed at PURE nightclub in Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas last night. I simply cannot understand why Ashlee Simpson works so hard to look ugly. She was cute when she was younger, but as she grew older began to look too much like her father and a less attractive version of her sister. So she decided it would be best to hire an army of horrible stylists to turn her into 80s throwback, mullet wearing lounge singer. Wilmer Valderrama and his open head wound were in attendance. I don’t know how he got that way, but I’m going to assume he was beaten up by some teenaged boys while making his regular rounds cruising high school parking lots for chicks. Those Chess Club members are very overprotective of their women.