Transparent director Jill Soloway screamed, “topple the patriarchy!,” at the end of her acceptance speech at the Emmys last night, then the In Memoriam part of the show was a bunch of old men, so I didn’t know if I should be sad or not. Not trying to be problematic, so let me know. I only bring this up because I’m about to objectify Kirsten Dunst. We can topple later or whatever. But yeah, Kirsten Dunst was pretty damn great in Fargo, and her tits also remain pretty damn great. Her face has always been kinda weird, but again, titties. The titties are her constant. You might point out that they sag, but then I might point out that they’re real so that happens. I realize the anime you jerk off to doesn’t really educate you as well as it should.
Kirsten Dunst 2016 Emmys
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Kirsten Dunst 2016 Emmys #1
LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 18: Actress Kirsten Dunst attends the 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 18, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Kovac/Getty Images for AXN)
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68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Microsoft TheatreFeaturing: Kirsten DunstWhere: Los Angeles, California, United StatesWhen: 18 Sep 2016Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Microsoft Theatre Featuring: Kirsten Dunst Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Sep 2016 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Kirsten Dunst 2016 Emmys #3
Actress Kirsten Dunst arrives for the 68th Emmy Awards on September 18, 2016 at the Microsoft Theatre in Los Angeles. / AFP / Robyn Beck (Photo credit should read ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images)
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68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Microsoft TheatreFeaturing: Kirsten DunstWhere: Los Angeles, California, United StatesWhen: 18 Sep 2016Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Microsoft Theatre Featuring: Kirsten Dunst Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Sep 2016 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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2016 Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals
2016 Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals at the Microsoft Theater on September 18, 2016 in Los Angeles, CA Featuring: Kirsten Dunst Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 19 Sep 2016 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com
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68th Emmy Awards Arrivals 2016 held at the Microsoft TheaterFeaturing: Kirsten DunstWhere: Los Angeles, California, United StatesWhen: 18 Sep 2016Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
68th Emmy Awards Arrivals 2016 held at the Microsoft Theater Featuring: Kirsten Dunst Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Sep 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Kirsten Dunst 2016 Emmys #7
LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 18: Actress Kirsten Dunst attends the 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 18, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images)
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Kirsten Dunst 2016 Emmys #8
LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 18: Actress Kirsten Dunst arrives at the 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 18, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by John Shearer/WireImage)
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Kirsten Dunst 2016 Emmys #9
LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 18: Actress Kirsten Dunst attends the 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 18, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)
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68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Microsoft TheatreFeaturing: Kirsten DunstWhere: Los Angeles, California, United StatesWhen: 18 Sep 2016Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Microsoft Theatre Featuring: Kirsten Dunst Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Sep 2016 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Kirsten Dunst 2016 Emmys #11
LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 18: Actress Kirsten Dunst attends the 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 18, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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68th Emmy Awards Arrivals 2016 held at the Microsoft TheaterFeaturing: Kirsten DunstWhere: Los Angeles, California, United StatesWhen: 18 Sep 2016Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
68th Emmy Awards Arrivals 2016 held at the Microsoft Theater Featuring: Kirsten Dunst Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Sep 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Kirsten Dunst 2016 Emmys #13
LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 18: Actress Kirsten Dunst attends the 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 18, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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2016 Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals
2016 Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals at the Microsoft Theater on September 18, 2016 in Los Angeles, CA Featuring: Kirsten Dunst Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 19 Sep 2016 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com
