Whatever. You’d watch.
According to the offer, GameLink.com — an on Demand porn site — was so impressed by a sexy nude pic she posted on Instagram on NYE, it’s ponying up $1M for her to, as they put it, “showcase her beauty and talent” by having sex on film. Sounds like they only have her best interests in mind … they’re offering the 39-year-old an opportunity for her to tastefully explore her sexuality with full creative control.
If you’ve seen any of the Sharknado movies, then you know that Tara Reid says every line like she’s dead inside, so this should be a natural transition.