Britney Spears is Fat and Floppy





For some reason, Britney Spears had a meeting with (Merv) Griffin Entertainment yesterday, and in case you didn’t want to believe this dumb bitch was pregnant again, sorry. Either she’s pregnant or she just swallowed a baby. The good news is that this meeting probably went well because Britney wore this sexy satin dress. With no bra. I feel like I should call out to her nipples because they’ve swum past the buoy, but I’m just too busy being turned on right now. Damn, why you so sexy Britney?

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