Paris Hilton is Still Ugly

Here’s Paris Hilton at the LA premiere of The Hottie & the Nottie, so please try not to stab yourself in the leg when I tell you that Paris Hilton played the “hottie”. And this chick played the “nottie”. Yeah, that makes sense. It’s unclear why Paris Hilton is still cast in movies and paid to endorse anything, because I don’t know if an alternate universe exists where Paris Hilton would be considered hot. She looks like something in a children’s book that spins straw into gold.