Kate Hudson attended the premiere of something called Fool’s Gold last night, and from what her hair and dress tell me, I assume the theater was built on a helicopter pad or a roller coaster. The blue thing she’s wearing also makes her look pregnant. Unless God came into her tent and promised her a son recently, I don’t see how her stylist thought dressing Kate Hudson up in a tablecloth would kill on the red carpet.
The next possible hurricane in 2024.
