The Mexican federal police patrol a beach in Cancun, Mexico on January 18, 2017, where a shooting occurred in a nightclub the day before. The shooting happened on January 17, as Mexican authorities investigate whether a feud over local drug sales was behind a nightclub shooting that killed three foreigners and two Mexicans Monday at the Blue Parrot club during the BPM electronic music festival in Playa del Carmen, a usually peaceful Caribbean seaside town. / AFP / STR (Photo credit should read STR/AFP/Getty Images)

Posing With Topless Tourists In Cancun Gets A Trio Of Mexican Police Officers Suspended

March 13, 2018

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205 people were murdered in Cancun last year, but that’s apparently not keeping topless women from sunbathing their goods on the beaches there. And we know that to be a fact because pictures of two women showing off their yams in pictures with three state police officers went viral over the weekend, and the officers wound up getting suspended over it.

According to the Daily Mail, after a spike in violence across the Quintana Roo region of Mexico, officers wearing full body armor and carrying machine guns have become a common site for beachgoers in Cancun. Three of those cops were on the beach over the weekend, and let’s just say they took a brief break from protecting and serving.

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Those pictures were initially posted on Facebook along with the caption, “When you’re more interested in the sluts than looking after Cancun’s beaches.”

Abren investigación contra policías ‘galanes’ que se tomaron fotos con turistas en ‘topless’ https://t.co/1aNhKG67AP pic.twitter.com/8D0tzuojxQ

— Noticaribe (@Noticaribe) March 13, 2018

Personally, I think that’s a little harsh. Not the suspensions, as I couldn’t give two shits about who does or doesn’t get suspended over anything in another country. But to call a few beautiful young ladies with fabulous bodies sluts? C’mon now.

Unfortunately our tabloids are struggling to find news to discredit UK Cops today so this will have to do for now https://t.co/fTjQhATZjf

— Alfie Moore – Comedy (@alfiemoore) March 13, 2018

It’s not like they took the officers’ guns and started using them as sex toys. They were just sunbathing topless, for Christ’s sake.

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