A Pile Of Dog Poop Stole The Show At The Big Baller Brand NYC Store Opening

December 11, 2017

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Sometimes it’s the little things in life that put the biggest smiles on our faces. You know, like a little pile of dog shit, for example.

According to CBS Sports, the most annoying person in the world was in New York City over the weekend to open a pop-up shop, and the lines to get in were so long that the NYPD was needed to keep everything under control.

No, Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump were both elsewhere, kids. We’re talking about LaVar Ball and his three sons, all who were in the Big Apple to open a store full of their extremely overpriced merchandise others know as the “Big Baller Brand.”

And while many were no doubt thrilled to see a giant pile of dog shit in the form of LaVar Ball, it was an actual pile of dog shit that ultimately stole the show.

So a dog just pooped in front of the Big Baller Brand pop-up shop in New York. (Insert your own joke here.) Now the highlight for everyone in line is seeing who will step in it. Welcome to 2017 in a nutshell. pic.twitter.com/lhCovjX3XK

— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) December 10, 2017

Tough break for that young lady who was just trying to make her way to some place that didn’t suck, but obviously a great day for everybody else.

Another place where you don’t want to find dog poop: Guy Convinces Friend He Caught A Bird Under A Bowl, Bird Is Actually Poop

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