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He forgot the ball hairs though.
According to Navy Times, officials with the Navy are saying, “Oh that huge cock and balls that some pilot painted in the sky earlier this week? Yeah, that was us.”
Navy Pilot Uses His Plane To Draw Massive Penis And Balls In Sky
The most monumental thing to happen in omak. A penis in the sky pic.twitter.com/SM8k1tNYaj
— Anahi Torres (@anahi_torres_) November 16, 2017
While they admitted the gigantic schlong and sack combo was painted by one of their pilots, they had less of a sense of humor about it than the man behind the controls of the EA-18G Growler with Electronic Attack Squadron 130, a group also known as “The Zappers.”
“The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable,” Navy officials said in a statement Thursday afternoon.
A number of residents in northwest Washington state shared a photo of the massive boom stick on social media because it was hilarious, but at least one mother wasn’t too happy about it, telling a local news station that she was now worried about having to explain to the “drawing” to her kids.
While she sounds like an absolute twat, officials with the FAA had a much lighter take on the matter, saying they couldn’t do anything about it because they’re not in the business of “policing morality.”
