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There are many reasons for getting drunk in public. Maybe you caught your wife plowing your brother. Maybe you lost your dog in a tragic hunting accident. Or maybe it’s the only way the aliens will let you time travel.
Wait, what?
According to K2 Radio, a Casper man with “watery bloodshot eyes, slightly slurred speech and the smell of alcohol coming from him” was arrested by police Monday evening for public intoxication, something that was even more evident after he told them he was from the future and was there to warn everybody about aliens coming to town next year.
Photo: Casper Police Department
Bryant Johnson told police he was from the year 2048, but he went back in time to warn everybody in Casper that they should leave as soon as possible because aliens were coming in 2018.
I’m already tickled by the story, but this is by far the best part:
“Johnson told police the only way he was able to time travel was to have aliens fill his body with alcohol and have him stand on a giant pad which transported him to 2017, but he ended up in the wrong year, and was supposed to be in 2018. He added that he wanted to speak to the president of the town.”
So there you have it, kids. In 2048, Casper, Wyoming will apparently have its own president.
