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Another week, another batch of the funniest tweets collected for your viewing pleasure. Give them a read, and remember to follow these fine folks on Twitter. They’re not just putting their hilarious thoughts out there for their health, after all. Plus, if you’re just going to wind up repeating these jokes to your friends later and passing them off as your own, the least you can do is throw a little admiration their way. It’s only fair.
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Funny Tweets 2-24-17
Y’all be grown ass adults and still reading one book at a time lmfao. I promise you I will never relate. We on different levels. pic.twitter.com/rraDfTBLvD
— Shia Laboof (@ndrurvs) February 13, 2017
actors kiss each other for like 10 seasons and don’t fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for like 5 months
— he’s.. (@AIwaysLying) February 21, 2017
when your best friend wants to make sure your first date goes well pic.twitter.com/wtwDUH8gMI
— Dawsyn Eubanks (@presleighdawsyn) February 16, 2017
Do middle school kids still ding dong ditch or did they just go straight to drinking four lokos
— mike_carreras (@mcarreras3) February 18, 2017
(You ask me if I would “go back in time to kill baby hitler” and I blurt out “YES” before you say the word hitler)
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) February 21, 2017
No one is safe from PM Steal Yo Girl! pic.twitter.com/TYrTV1U4CN
— Daniel (@DannyDutch) February 14, 2017
Swimming???! Fam in the back look like he fighting for his life https://t.co/IWfKnULzbg
— Keith (@keithxo_) February 16, 2017
Someone put stickers on milk jugs of “missing” US Rep. (GOP, Calif 8th) who refuses to hold town meetings. @WhereIsPaulCook @bittersweetdb pic.twitter.com/mUx9HRA3yn
— Alan (@GammaCounter) February 21, 2017
I think about this a lot pic.twitter.com/AoLYANUryJ
— Zeke (@Zekezagoon) February 7, 2017
John Legend look like Arthur lowkey pic.twitter.com/bfeG3cYo4M
— Emily Sowah (@sowahblanket) February 20, 2017
I’ll eat a bitch phone before I let her put me on her snapchat
— Jay Uzumaki (@AyeJayOhh_) January 18, 2017
shameful of bill maher to give a platform to, and thereby help mainstream…[squinting at screen] rob thomas’ mom pic.twitter.com/jHSwwy1OR6
— Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant) February 19, 2017
SCIENTISTS FROM THE 7 NEWLY DISCOVERED HABITABLE PLANETS: we just discovered a single habitable planet caled ‘earth’ thats full of idiots
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 22, 2017
oh my god somebody modeled the trump handshake pic.twitter.com/2L1Sst5lFm
— kent กิ sheely (@ksheely) February 16, 2017
Enjoy a unicorn made out of music notes pic.twitter.com/f4oMZDa50b
— Andrew Huang (@andrewismusic) February 21, 2017
— Mister Thinny (@_taylorenee) November 22, 2016
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin has stunned 46 percent of the people in this photo, including the president. pic.twitter.com/GKkz0cjB5d
— Dan McQuade (@dhm) February 15, 2017
I have been forcibly removed from the paranormal phenomena group pic.twitter.com/KM0xYRoFy1
— Duncan Donut (@eminemobama) February 16, 2017
Find someone who looks at you the way Kevin Owens looks at his chair pyramid. pic.twitter.com/Q1pyAu3LDI
— Tom aka The Big Dog™ (@TomBlargh) January 30, 2017
me trying to hang with all my talented and famous mutuals pic.twitter.com/PmyLooXjMt
— tea @ april 29th (@spiritedwhere) February 20, 2017
