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Donald Trump doesn’t take office until Friday, but he’s apparently already made quite the impression in this political game.
According to the Greenwich Daily Voice, a 71-year-old “well-known Greenwich Republican” was arrested last Wednesday after he allegedly pinched a female town worker “in the groin area” last month.
Christopher von Keyserling is a member of Greenwich’s Representative Town Meeting, and he has been charged with fourth-degree sexual assault after the poon grab that went down on December 5. Police said that the woman was having a conversation with him about politics “in the hallway of an unnamed town facility,” and she eventually urged von Keyserling to relay the message that “it was a new world politically” to his fellow coworkers.
Connecticut Politician Arrested For Literally Grabbing A Woman By The P**sy
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He allegedly replied with, “I love this new world, I no longer have to be politically correct.”
One thing led to another, and Von Keyserling allegedly told the woman she was nothing more than a “lazy, bloodsucking union employee.” She retaliated with the ever powerful “fuck you” and then walked to her office. He then followed her into the office, where they were joined by a female coworker. When that coworker left the room, the woman got up to follow her out, and that’s the moment Von Keyserling chose to give his best Trump impression.
“‘It would be your word against mine and nobody will believe you,” Von Keyserling allegedly said after his groin pinch.
Well, that’s obviously not the case, and now he’s due in court on January 25.
