It takes a special kind a woman to get into a car with her grandma and after two seconds of small talk about green hair or some shit, just flat out ask her how to “suck dick.”
And it takes an even more special woman to remind her granddaughter that “you can’t suck it if you ain’t got your mouth on it.” So it seems when grandma isn’t completely failing at Facebook, she is teaching her granddaughter about important things.
Of course, it escalates from there just a tad.
Doesn’t know how to give a blow job? Lactose intolerant? Geez, this girl is lucky she even had a boyfriend in the first place to ask her grandma about.
Luckily, her grandma is an absolute pro when it comes to blow jobs and is able to give the girl some money advice such as practicing by licking her fingers like they’re lollipops or candy, remembering what it was like to lick the actual ice cream and not the spoon you were using to eat it and of course, just thinking about “how you like your clit to be licked” because it’s all the same in the end.
Maybe it’s just us, but we could totally see this being a scene from the upcoming Tyler Perry film Madea Gives Advice On How To Give Great Head.
