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Sure, we all love saving some money at fast food places, and we love all the fatty foods they deliver, but we’ve been so concerned with saving a buck or two that we’ve completely disregarded that most places have secret menus. And sure, the items below may be for kids, but that doesn’t matter because we refuse to grow up, so naturally the items below are for us, too. And besides, kids ruin everything, so why let them ruin our fast food desires, too? Check out the secret menu items below and go nuts.
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Secret Kids Menu
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Starbucks Sugar Death
Ask for the Twix Frap and welcome diabetes into your life.
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Starbucks Sugar Death 2
You can also ask them for a Cap’n Crunch Frappuccino, which actually sounds amazing.
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Seriously, Starbucks?
Starbucks hates your health so they also offer a cotton candy Frappuccino.
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Arby's Heart Attack
The “Meat mountain” is on their secret menu, but a trip to the hospital after eating this is no secret at all.
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No Food, Just The Toy
If you're an adult that still enjoys buying toys and feeling like a creep, you can just buy the happy meal toy individually.
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Chipotle Jr.
Chipotle sells their tacos in threes, but they can make your kid (or you) just one.
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Jamba Juice
These folks offer a Sour Patch Kids smoothie that you will try because screw growing up.
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More Jamba
Fans of Skittles can ask for a Skittled flavor smoothie.
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Jamba Is On A Roll
Or ask for their four different Gummi-Bear-flavored smoothies.
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In-N-Out
If you're a satanist and don't want to get a burger at a burger joint, you can ask for a grilled cheese and they will make it for you.
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Sharing Is Caring
In-N-Out will also split any size shake or burger, because you need to make Barney proud.
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Smash Burger
If you're one of those rare people that have actually been to a Smash Burger, you can ask for a patty melt without onions.
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Smash Shakes, Too
We should also mention that you can get a peanut butter and chocolate shake even though it’s not listed on the official menu.
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McDonald's Grilled Cheese
Apparently the McDonalds grilled cheese has been around forever, and this is the first I'm hearing about it.
