I get it — opening a champagne bottle can turn into a horror movie if you aren’t lucky, as someone’s eye is usually at risk. And since so many champagne bottles are opened daily for a party, a wedding or just to celebrate the fact that you’ve survived another day in your life, chances are that accidents are going to happen.
Check out 12 times that folks felt the wrath of a botched champagne bottle opening.
Looks like he left his bride unsatisfied.
Bro, wait a few years into the marriage before you start thinking of eliminating your wife.
When everything in your life is too perfect and something has to give.
Getting her wet was his plan all along, right?
Champagne will come in handy in case he finds out he can still have children after that.
Knocking out your lady sure is something those party guests won’t ever forget.
He was asking for it when he decided to wear socks and sandals.
Buy a bottle of champagne and take home a broken nose for no extra charge.
Man, he thought he was in the safe zone. He was wrong.
When adulthood hits you.
As if he didn’t look uncool enough.
Is that Miley Cyrus? And is that karma for the music she’s made us listen to?
h/t Pleated-Jeans
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