Hey, who says people don’t love baseball these days?
According to The Smoking Gun, a Pennsylvania man was arrested at a minor league baseball game last week and charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct after other fans in the stadium complained that he was “pleasuring himself” while taking in both the action on the diamond and the “young college girls” around him.
Odds are you missed the State College Spikes defeat the visiting Brooklyn Cyclones 10-4 at Medlar Field on the Penn State campus last Thursday night because you were busy doing anything else, but that’s where 24-year-old Andrew Vrana decided to do himself in front of other spectators.
Vrana was questioned by police about the public bating session, and he allegedly admitted to “rubbing his genitals” three different times. His reason for doing so? You guessed it: He was already excited prior to coming to the game, and he just couldn’t contain himself after “being in a crowd and seeing all of the young college girls around him.”
On top of that, Vrana said he received an unexpected sext from his ex-girlfriend, and that was the reason behind another one of his erections. Vrana added that he “never exposed his genitals” and he only rubbed himself through his shorts, but yeah, you still can’t do that, buddy. Not even on Star Wars Night.
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