Somebody Paid A Brewers Fan $100 To Lick Up A Woman’s Puke

April 12, 2016

With the Cubs, Pirates and Cardinals in charge of the NL Central these days, Milwaukee Brewers fans are going to have to get creative and come up with unique ways to keep smiles on their faces for the next few seasons.

Pocketing $100 for licking up a woman’s barf in the Miller Park bleachers is one place to start

According to OnMilwaukee.com, that’s exactly happened last weekend when thousands of fans came to the ballpark to watch their beloved team take on the Houston Astros. Thankfully, somebody recorded it for all to see.

Our guess is that it couldn’t have tasted all that bad, as it appeared to be nothing more than a puddle of High Life with chunks of a somewhat-digested Usinger’s sausage mixed in there.

Even crazier than some dude licking up a pile of a woman’s puke? You guessed it: The Brewers actually won the series.

Everybody smile! Or puke. Whatever you think is best: 12 Perfectly Timed Puke Photos That Will Make You Laugh ‘Til You Puke

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.