There’s a good chance you watch The Walking Dead, because pretty much everyone and their aunt watches The Walking Dead. While it’s nonstop drama and suspense, that doesn’t mean there still isn’t room to find humor every now and again. These hilarious guys and girls have found a way to make the zombie-filled nightmare absolutely hilarious. Here are 25 of the funniest “The Walking Dead” tweets of all time.
The Walking Dead is a terrifying look at the world when Wi-Fi no longer exists.
— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) November 3, 2015
still absolutely FUMING that the theme for The Walking Dead isn’t just that Cranberries song with “walking dead” replacing “in your head”
— maura quint (@behindyourback) December 24, 2015
dad: walking dead is great
me: it’s just an allegory to modern consumerism
dad:
me:
dad: you have ruined this family since your birth
— PapeяWash© (@PaperWash) November 6, 2015
I think it’s beautiful that The Walking Dead has made it OK to openly talk about which of our friends would “definitely be eaten first.”
— Justin Guarini (@JustinGuarini) February 5, 2015
[The walking dead theme plays as I press my face against the McDonald’s window whilst you’re eating a mcflurry]
— GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) November 30, 2015
The most unrealistic thing about The Walking Dead is that a couple who had a kid after 2000 would’ve named it Carl.
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) October 24, 2014
The Walking Dead is so slow I went to the bathroom and when I returned it had gone back two episodes.
— Julian McCullough (@julezmac) December 31, 2013
Watch The Walking Dead with someone who’s super into it so every time a zombie appears you can pull the old, “Wait, who’s this now?”
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) April 1, 2014
If I were a Walking Dead character, I’d always be like: “How is being a zombie worse than the life we’re leading now?”
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) March 31, 2014
Next season on The Walking Dead, Rick finds a cure for the zombie virus but wont give it to Carl because he believes vaccines arent natural.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) February 3, 2015
You kids are watching The Walking Dead, huh? Well let me tell you about a hip guy who rose from the dead named Jesus. He’s on sundays, too.
— Timothy Simons (@timothycsimons) December 18, 2013
Target before noon is just like The Walking Dead. People are shuffling around in a daze and everyone wants to kill the whiny kid in the hat.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) March 2, 2016
she’s dead
he’s dead
she’s dead
he’s dead
he’s dead too
she’s dead
he’s also dead
he’s gonna die soon
– watching old Walking Dead episodes— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) October 7, 2014
My subplot on The Walking Dead:
1. I find a pot farm.
2. I get a generator.
3. I smoke weed/play Xbox until I die.
4. I become a zombie.— Scott Weinberg (@scottEweinberg) October 12, 2014
The Walking Dead is like a Trump rally with a plot.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) February 22, 2016
“The Walking Dead” takes place in an alternate reality in which no one has heard the word “zombie” but the name “Negan” exists
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) November 16, 2015
watching The Walking Dead is depressing because all the zombies dress better than I do
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) October 27, 2014
In real life the Walking Dead would just be one episode where we’d say fuu-uuck this and do heroin and have deviant sex then kill ourselves
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) March 4, 2015
HER: awesome haloween costume!!! i love the walking dead
ME: um im not wearimg a costume— jomny sun (@jonnysun) October 23, 2014
What’s that Walking Dead show about? People on their damn smartphones? Listen folks, I don’t want to go on a rant here, but I think (1/46)
— stefan (@boring_as_heck) December 23, 2015
The priest on the latest Walking Dead has killed 2 zombies and kept his shirt white. I can’t even do that with 0 zombies and 1 snackfood.
— Li’l Edie Pentland (@JennyPentland) April 17, 2015
The thin, mindless, constantly hungry zombie creatures roaming around Los Angeles in “Fear the Walking Dead” are referred to as “models”.
— Mark Leggett (@markleggett) August 29, 2015
putting the finishing touches on my walking dead spec pic.twitter.com/lcKQb8miFf
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) November 20, 2014
Isn’t every show pretty much a Walking Dead prequel?
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) March 11, 2015
when someone tweets a Walking Dead spoiler within minutes of it airing pic.twitter.com/F9vfRyM8ga
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 23, 2015
