My Name Is Paul And Whoever Put This In The Office Bathroom Is A Real Dick

Seriously, guys? We all sit right next to each other. You couldn’t just handle this like adults and talk to me about this face-to-face? Now everyone in the office is smirking at me when I walk by them in the hallway. And I had three meetings cancel on me today. (All of them were scheduled for after lunch…YOU THINK THAT’S A COINCIDENCE?)

What a bunch of dicks. I’m going to LinkedIn to update my resume and look for a new office that hires responsible and mature adults.

P.S. I know it was you, Bryan. Asshole.

Via Reddit

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