Employee Creates Spreadsheet Of Co-Worker’s Excuses For A Year Until They Are Fired

March 11, 2016

Everyone works with someone who should be fired. It’s that simple. But at the same time, no one wants to rat the person out or question their merits to a superior because that’s just a shitty thing to do. Instead, the following employee decided to bide his time until his co-worker was inevitably canned with a spreadsheet of their excuse emails for a full year. Quite frankly, a list this long and pathetic would have only made me angrier, but in hindsight, it’s quite entertaining.

Damn, he just got greedy around November/December. You can’t do that!

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Now, the Monday after the Super Bowl, on the other hand: 10 Excuses To Miss Work The Day After The Super Bowl Unrelated To The Super Bowl

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