Weird News: Just A Naked Dude In Texas Who Took Some Bath Salts And Ate Somebody’s Mail (NSFW)

By Tommy Gimler

I believe it was Rick James who once said, “Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”

Well, imagine if the late musician would have been around to give bath salts a try.

An Austin man reportedly did so recently, and he wound up getting butt ass naked, attacking a mailman and eating some poor dude’s mail. But it was the shit spewing from his piehole that makes the entire episode a must-watch.

I mean, when it starts off with the guy yelling, “How many dicks I got?”, let’s just say that you’ve got our attention.



I hate to break it to you, bro, but 911 actually is a prime number. Tough break there.

h/t Barstool Sports

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Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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