Usually the batshit crazy crew at PETA finds their advertising campaigns coming under fire because they’re lunatics who suggest that eating a steak is the equivalent to devouring a “Holocaust on Your Plate.”
But instead of producing a few pictures of a grizzly bear getting torn to shreds by hunters. this time around they made a Super Bowl ad that suggests vegans last much longer when it comes to sex. The commercial has been banned from airing during the big game, and we’re going to go out on a limb and say that it’s probably because it’s basically 38 seconds of attractive people having simulated sex.
Let’s be honest: That’s a pretty funny commercial, but I’m not ready to jump on board with suggesting that vegan dudes are better in the sack. As the hysterical Jen Murphy once said, “You have to take in muscle and blood to create muscle and blood. I’m just saying, I don’t think you can get hard off soy milk and lima beans. There is nothing I can do with your tofu dick.”
h/t BroBible
Oh, I get it. It’s a vagina reference: Guess Why This “Taste The Bush” Wine Ad Was Banned In England
