Ever Wondered Why You Only See Side Profiles Of Bald Eagles?

Since you know absolutely nothing about eagles aside from the fact that they make you want to chant “USA! USA!” and salute no one in particular, you’re about to learn something you’ve never known: Why the hell do we only see side profiles of bald eagles?

This is how we usually see eagles. Look at that cocky, patriotic bastard. He knows he’s amazing.

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Via Izismile

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