There has to be some sort of rule that if you hear your neighbor having sex and it sounds like he or she is getting murdered or auditioning for a horror film you’re allowed to live-tweet it all like the woman below did.
Writer and editor Stacey Ritzen was confronted with loud shrieks coming from the other side of her wall in what she assumed was her neighbor having very pleasurable or very painful sex. So she did with any other sane person living in this day and age would do: She shared it with the internet. Take a look at this bizarre journey, and make sure to grab some headphones first.
Who wants to hear my terrible neighbor having extremely loud sex? pic.twitter.com/ABIhEKlQJs
— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
HAND TO GOD pic.twitter.com/VoEkrYGK6f
— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Oh god… it’s starting again. HOW MANY ORGASMS MUST ONE WOMAN HAVE????
— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
A lot it seems:
So this is still happening pic.twitter.com/xNHCuq3Aup
— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Solid investigating:
Update: there is a school bus I’ve never seen parked outside so I am like 95% sure she’s frigging a bus driver pic.twitter.com/RyIrSVFfmA
— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Although someone should seriously check on her:
FYI my video camera cut off halfway into that last one so it just sounds like someone is being murdered. I assure you that’s not the case.
— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Via HelloU
