If you find yourself living in a dorm, you will quickly learn that there are plenty of rules and a long list of things you shouldn’t keep in your room. If you do, you run the risk of having it taken away and getting in all sorts of trouble.
Unfortunately for the guy below, his beer funnel was on that list of “things you shouldn’t have,” and it got removed from his room. But that college education must be paying off for him because he gave the perfect excuse for it.
Take a look at his pretty convincing lie below:
Those damn chronic bowel obstructions.
Via Imgur
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