Geez. Imagine if this guy put that amount of effort into finding some form of full-time employment.
According to Gawker, some loser in Brooklyn who has the ability to hear is being sued by a video-calling service for the deaf because he has called them more than 4,600 times just to jerk off in front of the company’s employees.
The lawsuit alleges David Marcano called ZVRS, which is a service that allows deaf people to see sign-language interpreters via video chat sessions, 4,646 times solely for the purpose of masturbating in front of its employees.
“In every call made through ZVRS’s software platform, Marcano appears on the video call for the purpose of exposing his genitals or masturbating to ZVRS’s female staff,” the lawsuit states.
The 51-year-old pervert’s determination and persistence have been nothing short of astonishing, really, as Marcano has called from at least eight different phone numbers after ZVRS began shutting down his accounts.
ZVRS seems just a tad less impressed with it and hopes the court finds Marcano guilty of “costing the company productivity and business” as well as “causing emotional distress.”
They’ve apparently done some pretty exciting things to the Whopper these days: Florida Man Arrested For Masturbating Inside A Burger King
