You know, my grandpa pees his pants from time to time, but what makes it less gross is that we’re pretty sure he’s not doing it on purpose.
According to Uncova, Fluminense and Gremio played to a scoreless tie in their Brazilian Cup match last night, but that wasn’t even close to being the most disgusting part of the game.
Before the snoozefest even started, Gremio midfielder Douglas dos Santos decided something to the effect of, “What the hell, I’m going to drop to a knee and piss myself right here on the field in front of everybody.”
Little did everybody in the stadium know that that would be the only highlight from the game. So, essentially, they paid to watch a grown man piss himself and then look on while his pals ran through it for 90 minutes.
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