Even in 2015, the “white van” man continues to be a creep.
According to Huffington Post, Pittsburgh police are looking for a man who recently drove his white van past a couple of kids who were playing in their yard and threw a paper plane that was made from a page in a porno magazine at them.
The drive-by smut-throwing occurred Saturday afternoon as the two kids played in front of a Bloomfield residence. Police said the suspect was a white man somewhere between the ages of 18 to 25, and they’re “just trying to alert residents to someone who may be doing something suspicious around children.”
No word on how old the kids were, but it looks like their parents are going to have to have the old sex talk a little earlier than they had planned.
Also no word on what skin mag the page was torn from, but that will definitely determine what kind of talk the parents will have to have. I mean, if it came from “Playboy,” they’ll have to explain to their kids that the female body is a beautiful thing.
But if it came from “Hustler,” then they’re going to have to come up with a list of reasons why a guy would let a woman take a dump on his chest.
If I had to choose, I’d take a neighbor who throws smut mag paper planes into my yard over this guy: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull In Front Of His Neighbors
