While I’m sure there are many daily idiots to choose from for “idiot of the day,” this guy has an early lead as he recently got kicked out by his wife for tattooing a penis on his own thigh.
34-year-old Stuart Valentino was kicked out by his wife Samantha after surprising her by getting a six and a half inch penis tattoo on his thigh. The tattoo is visible when he wears shorts, so Samantha doesn’t allow Stuart to take his daughter swimming, and the family was forced to postpone their vacation plans simply because Stuart is a total idiot.
Ironically, the tattoo gun used for the penis tattoo was given to Stuart as a Christmas gift…by his wife.
“My wife hates it. In retrospect, I’m not surprised, it really is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done,” Stuart says. “After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.”
“We argued non-stop. It would cost nearly £1,000 to remove, something that could have been spent on a family holiday,” Stuart adds. “Finally last month, Samantha announced she couldn’t take it any longer, and left me.’I had no idea that a joke could ruin my life. I’m devastated I’ve lost my family, and frustrated with myself. I can’t blame anyone else.”
Stuart is a father of four so it’s stupid that he would get a visible tattoo of this, especially since he’s a grown man and not a college student in a fraternity drawing sharpie penises on everyone’s forehead when they pass out.
Stuart was once known as the “world’s most annoying husband” for pulling various pranks on his wife, like the one below.
At least he now holds the “world’s most annoying ex-husband” title.
Via Metro
