We’ve all been there: living with someone who doesn’t quite fit the mold of “dream roommate” while simultaneously driving us mad without the sexual benefits of a romantic relationship. For every obstacle on the road to a happy, healthy domestic experience, may we offer you this flowchart on how to calmly, cleverly deal with your lazy, nasty, unemployed or just all-around shitty roommate before they drive you insane and one of you ends up drowned in the toilet. And if you’re over 30 years old and there’s a dog involved, this might be just the thing to save you from 25 to life.
