Study Suggests Guys In San Jose Have More Sex Than Anywhere Else In America

August 4, 2015

So, is nobody married in San Jose?

According to BroBible, a recent study conducted by the “Sugar Daddies” at SeekingArrangement.com suggests that more guys get laid in San Jose than any other city in America.

The majority of Sugar Daddies said they have between two to four sexual partners annually while 40 percent of them said they get it on with at least seven partners every year. That percentage was damn near double in San Jose, where 74 percent of the Sugar Daddies said they have sex with at least seven lucky ladies each year.

Sniffing San Jose’s ass across the finish line were Hoboken (73 percent) and Scottsdale (72 percent). Charlotte came in fourth place with 69 percent, probably because after the big NASCAR race is over on Sunday, there is absolutely nothing else to do.

Pittsburgh, Las Vegas, Chicago, Washington, D.C., Phoenix and Portland, Oregon rounded out the top ten “Most Promiscuous Cities in America.”

Sadly, Detroit once again failed to make a top ten list that didn’t involve crime.

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