That must have been one hell of a pig.
According to Huffington Post, some chap in West Yorkshire, UK recently called Britain’s 999 emergency telephone number because his girlfriend let her cat eat his bacon, and naturally, he wanted to press charges against both of them.
Thankfully, the British record all emergency phone calls just like their American counterparts, and the whole world gets to listen to his sorry ass because of it.
The lad was obviously distraught enough to call 999 in the first place, but he sounded almost as dejected as a kid who finds out Santa Claus is a farce when the operator told him that it wasn’t a crime for a feline to chow on some swine and that West Yorkshire police officers aren’t in the business of arresting cats, even though he desperately reminded her that his “girlfriend allowed the cat to do it.”
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