Lisa Ann needs to get back into the swing of things, because aside from hanging out with douche Zack Hample, we haven’t seen enough of her recently. (Except for constant repeat viewings of all her classic films.) Because of that, an official White House petition has been started to get Lisa Ann out of retirement and back into porn.
A petition to bring back the person responsible for the second best Sarah Palin impersonation after Tina Fey has been started, and President Obama has been petitioned to help get everyone’s favorite porn star out of retirement.
If there is one thing that President Obama would be remember for it is for this. I don’t want to hear about wars or catching terrorists or healthcare, I want to hear about helping America come together…for an important cause.
Tell us how you feel about America, Lisa.
We agree.
Sign your name here you glorious perverts.
And when you’re done there, check out Lisa do things in slow motion.
Via Playboy
