Naked Pennsylvania Man Found in Hog Barn Tells Cops He ‘Just Likes Pigs’

Apparently he likes them more than others.

According to Huffington Post, a 64-year-old Millersville man was recently arrested after police found him drunk and naked in a local barn next to “several market weight hogs.”

When two officers from the Manor Township Police Department found Larry William Henry naked in the hog barn on June 26, they asked him what his deal was.

His response? You guessed it: “I just like pigs.”

Believe it or not, the story somehow found a way to get even crazier when Henry told police that he had just finished off a sixer of Hamm’s before partaking in his pig party. Hamm’s.

It’s unknown if Henry actually penetrated any of the pigs, but since he was only charged with criminal trespass, defiant trespass (because he was banned from that specific hog barn for an incident in 2011), indecent exposure and public drunkenness, we’ll assume that police got there before any of the pigs were violated.

Still, it doesn’t make Henry any less of an embarrassment to the human race.

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