It looks like science has finally caught up to Nicki Minaj.
According to Uproxx, the geniuses at Pornhub have created the “Twerking Butt,” a sex toy featuring cyberskin technology that is basically a sexy ass that twerks.
In all honesty, it doesn’t get any creepier than the one bro inside a tent who thinks it’s going to be lonely on the road until his buddy basically spits in his hand and gives the Twerking Butt a little how-do-you-do.
But if the Twerking Butt is your cup of tea, you can get the “deluxe” ass delivered to your grandma’s house for $799. Of course, you could also get the “classic” butt for just $499, but it’s not going to twerk, and really, that’s the whole point behind the Twerking Butt.
In the meantime, the rest of us will just search for the real thing on Tinder.
We’re sure this end game is possible, but it’s definitely not the desired result: Russian Woman Twerks So Hard She…Well…Messes Up Her Pants
