The Best Tweets On Crap Taxidermy

Taxidermy is already a strange hobby to begin with, as the majority of people prefer their animals to be alive, but the Crap Taxidermy Twitter has pushed the strangeness even farther by displaying their stuffed friends in a way that makes it even more bizarre to see, and yet hilarious. Here are the best tweets on Crap Taxidermy.

When you’re single and you contemplate calling one of your exes… pic.twitter.com/UXJ7sZfGTW

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) June 29, 2015

Getting home after work on Monday like… pic.twitter.com/Le18wE7uTW

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) June 22, 2015

“Lieutenant Dan, you got new Legs.” pic.twitter.com/PmsjyfLdEG

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) June 26, 2015

When you think the Pizzas arrived… pic.twitter.com/yRE2ZtlUbk

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) May 20, 2015

When you’re in a restaurant and you think your food has arrived. But its someone else’s… pic.twitter.com/t3uO4dQ9zs

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) June 6, 2015

“Excuse me but do you have a Vegan option? I believe that no animal should suffer for my benefit.” pic.twitter.com/cRnfWhZNW3

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) June 11, 2015

When you get home after curfew and your Dads just sat there like… pic.twitter.com/CYktQjv8K2

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) April 30, 2015

“Whats that Lassie? Little Timmy fell down the old wishing well and you’re too fabulous to care?!” pic.twitter.com/Iy3GHg7gQU

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) May 9, 2015

When your whole outfits on point… pic.twitter.com/XJQfQkyJUH

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) April 11, 2015

When you’re telling a story and realise halfway through that you had to be there for it to be funny… pic.twitter.com/is1Z2XHcXo

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) April 27, 2015

“Mark, its Monday morning, until I’ve had my Coffee, go talk to somebody else please.” pic.twitter.com/CMlPA1ApxU

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) May 18, 2015