A friend of mine once told me that there isn’t much to do in Oklahoma City outside of watching Kevin Durant and having sex.
The cows there apparently agree with him.
According to Huffington Post, KOKH’s Mitch English’s recent live segment on what goes into feeding local cows got off to a kinky start when one of the cows behind him thought it was the right time to get him some cow ass.
The attempted hump sesh only lasted about as long as Brandon Routh’s acting career, but the anchors back in the studio still wanted to talk about it after the segment.
“I’m shocked about how much water those cows drink,” the female anchor said to her male counterpart.
“Really?” he replied. “That’s the part of that segment that shocked you? The water? That’s what shocked you? OK.”
For the record, Oklahoma City cows will drink between 80 to 100 gallons of water on a hot day. But let’s be honest: That’s not why you clicked on this link.
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