Green-Haired Unibrow Witness Gives Most Fabulous Local News Interview Ever

“The police car just twist around like a tornado, girl!” That was just one of the very accurate, very detailed descriptions from witness Ruby Evans; the fabulous, green-haired onlooker who just wanted to get himself a “piece of burger,” from the King when he saw a patrol car ram into a pole.

And yet, through all the chaos, Ruby still delivered classic line after line. Well done, Ruby Evans.

Via College Humor

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