Milk was a bad choice.
According to The Washington Post, a 56-year-old Mechanicsville woman was charged with felony contamination of food or drink and second-degree assault after she allegedly took the skin she had shaved off her feet and put it in her roommates’ milk.
Police said Sarah Schrock was arrested on May 3 for violating a peace order that had been slapped on her by one of her roommates. That’s when things really got ugly, like an “I’m going to retaliate by shaving skin off my feet and depositing it in your milk” kind of ugly.
On the night of May 4, two of Schrock’s roommates and one other person returned to the residence, and each of them decided to have a glass of milk.
Almost immediately after taking a drink of the white stuff, one roommate began to gag and coughed up a chunk of human skin. The same thing happened to the second roommate. The third person decided against drinking milk that night.
No word on why the second roommate didn’t do the same thing, but the three of them eventually poured the rest of the milk in a strainer and came to the conclusion that what was left resembled “something that looked like the skin shavings that Schrock kept in trays in her bedroom, the product of scraping the bottoms of her feet.”
The worst part of that story? You guessed it: Being 56 years old and needing roommates.
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