Well, then I’d hate to see what she would have done to me this morning.
According to Metro, a 29-year-old Japanese woman was recently arrested after she slashed her husband in the face with a knife because of the “stink” he left behind in the family’s toilet.
Police said Emi Mamiya became enraged after her husband emerged from the bathroom and left a nasty stank behind. He then tried to help the couple’s three-year-old son use the crapper without washing his hands first, and that was what pushed Mamiya over the edge.
Mamiya grabbed a knife and stabbed her husband in the face, and now she faces attempted murder charges. When asked why she stabbed her husband, Mamiya said the toilet stunk so bad that it wasn’t fit for her child.
No word on how she gets her bowel movements to smell like strawberries.
Maybe it wouldn’t have been so bad if they would have eaten something other than broccoli every night: Foods That Make You Poop
