If you’re a huge fan of “Game of Thrones” and also happen to enjoy dildos, then odds are you’re really going to love this.
According to Metro, an adult toy retailer in the UK recently used 200 dildos to create what they’re calling the “Game of Bones” Rubber Throne, and they are giving it away to one lucky winner.
It took 24 hours for two men at Bondara to build the Rubber Throne, but there will “only be one who claims the right to sit on it.” All you have to do for a chance to score the “Throne o’ Dildos” is tweet to your followers that you are entering to win a chair made out of fake dicks and spray paint.
But based on the throne’s description, it just might be totally worth it.
“Legend has it that this grand throne, forged from over a hundred dildos of enemies conquered, is the only one of its kind. You have one chance to win and forever rule from your mighty seat of dildos!”
Bondara suggests the winner put the Rubber Throne in his or her living room or at the head of the dining table. They even suggest bringing it to work, which sounds like a great idea if you no longer want to be employed.
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