The 20 Most Ridiculously Insane Things Jose Canseco Has Ever Posted on Twitter

By Rob Fee

You probably remember Jose Canseco from his decorated baseball career, but did you know he’s completely insane on Twitter as well? If he’s pulling off some sort of long term, elaborate troll it’s completely masterful, but if not, he might need many, many years of help. Here are 20 of the most hilarious and insane things he’s ever tweeted.

1. The time he presented us with his own version of Sofie’s Choice:



2. When he was given winning lottery numbers from an “alien”:


3. He found the positive side of global warming:


4. He cleared up one of mankind’s biggest unsolved mysteries:


5. He wouldn’t stop calling Alex Rodriguez “bitch tit”:
6. He claimed his finger fell off during a poker game then said he was going to sell it online:
7. The time he got pulled over with a goat in the backseat:


8. He wrote a very sweet memorial to the very much alive Al Gore:
9. He designed his own tombstone with a single word:


10. He called out Shaq (and immediately got completely owned):


11. He gave us quite a bit to think about involving space transportation:
12. He proved the existence of alien life forms and how they get around:


13. He said…whatever it is he’s trying to say here:


14. He claimed to be a vampire:


15. He offered to be the new host of Meet the Press:


16. We learned that he doesn’t enjoy horseback riding:


17. He let us know when humans would become immortal:


18. He claimed to be able to stop the aging process:


19. He tried to barter some memorabilia with anyone who would listen:
Rob Fee
Rob Fee

Rob is a writer originally from Kentucky who enjoys horror, comedy, and food delivery apps.

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