If this guy could go back in time and change one thing about his life, we’re pretty sure we know what it would be.
According to Uproxx, a 25-year-old South African man will have to piss out of a tube for the rest of his life after his 17-year-old girlfriend (presumably ex now) threw acid on his penis when she found out he had secretly recorded them bumping uglies and the video made its way onto social media.
Humphrey Khoza said he was enjoying some brews at a local tavern when the girl walked in and “angrily called him a dog.” But that was far from the worst punishment Khoza would receive from the teenager, as she opened a bottle of acid and threw it on his boom stick, taking away any boom it had left in the process.
Khoza said he won’t press charges against the girl because he doesn’t want to ruin her life by sending her to jail and doing so wouldn’t “bring back his manhood.”
Our suggestion is that Khoza dedicates the rest of his life trying to create the flux capacitor.
Hey, at least she only threw acid on his crotch once: Chinese Woman Cuts Off Cheating Husband’s Penis…Twice
