If there is a hell, this British woman just punched her one-way ticket.
According to The Independent, British police are looking for a woman using a wheelchair despite the fact that she doesn’t need one and her male accomplice after surveillance cameras at a Marks & Spencer store in Finham recorded them shoplifting.
The video shows the woman sitting in her wheelchair looking over some tasty food products. She then stands up, walks over to the shelf and calmly stuffs some of them into her coat. Moments later, the man who was pushing her throughout the store returns, puts his shoplifted items in her backpack and the two thieves leave the store.
While on the surface the scam would actually seem to be quite creative, police said the crime was “straight out of ‘Little Britain,'” a show that features a character who also fakes his disability, and let’s be honest: that lack of originality makes this episode of thievery even worse.
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