Just because it’s a good-looking mailbox doesn’t mean you can have sex with it. Even in England.
According to Huffington Post, a 45-year-old Wigan man will be known as a sex offender for the rest of his life after pleading guilty to the attempted molestation of a corner mailbox in September.
Witnesses and court officials said they saw Paul Bennett drop his drawers in a shopping center and “perform a sexual act on himself in public.” He then walked over to a mailbox on the corner and “started to make sexual advances toward it.”
But that wasn’t the end of Bennett’s romantic encounter with the metal box. He then “rubbed himself against it while holding his hands in the air,” and when he “finished,” he began swinging on a nearby lamppost. Police eventually caught up with him while he was playing with his goods in front of another store.
Bennett pleaded guilty to two counts of indecent exposure and was forced to undergo alcohol treatment. He was also ordered to pay $75 to a woman who witnessed the mailbox humping, who we assume has only used UPS after that emotionally disturbing day.
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