If William Mattson was having intimacy issues before his nephew beat the everliving piss out of him, he’s going to have a hell of a time getting anything now.
According to Myrtle Beach Online, the 52-year-old was arrested and charged with first degree criminal sexual conduct after allegedly sexually assaulting his nephew’s girlfriend sometime after his nephew brought her home from a New Year’s Eve party.
Police said the nephew brought his girlfriend back to his father’s house, which is also where Mattson calls home. The nephew said he briefly left the house but when he returned, he heard “sounds of moaning” coming from the room where he and his girlfriend were staying.
After kicking down the door, he found Mattson on top of his girlfriend, so he beat the snot out of him and called police. Mattson left the house for a while but later told police he and the girl had a few drinks when his nephew left and everything that followed was consensual.
Yeah, they didn’t believe him.
It looks like Mattson just missed out on saddest mug shot of the year: The 2014 Mug Shot Awards